Comments on: “My dog is Tom Cruise” http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/ stargazer, muddler, muffle-jaw, cockatouch, spoonhead, hookear, gudgeon, grubby, blob, bull-rout, blue garnet, miller's thumb Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:50:13 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: shauna http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/comment-page-1/#comment-546 shauna Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:41:17 +0000 http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/#comment-546 I'm a little ashamed, and delighted, to say that I actually watched the Oprah show with Tom Cruise on it. My god, I thought he was drunk. Maybe he has been on a three-month bender. Doesn't poor Katie Holmes look cowed all the time? And she's doing that fake smile--all teeth, no eyes--we all did for our first-grade photos. I'd be afraid if I were here. I’m a little ashamed, and delighted, to say that I actually watched the Oprah show with Tom Cruise on it. My god, I thought he was drunk. Maybe he has been on a three-month bender.

Doesn’t poor Katie Holmes look cowed all the time? And she’s doing that fake smile–all teeth, no eyes–we all did for our first-grade photos. I’d be afraid if I were here.

]]> By: Cam Sculpin http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/comment-page-1/#comment-543 Cam Sculpin Mon, 15 Aug 2005 04:46:59 +0000 http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/#comment-543 Maybe, but I won't let that stop me. Maybe, but I won’t let that stop me.

]]> By: co149 http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/comment-page-1/#comment-542 co149 Mon, 15 Aug 2005 04:39:29 +0000 http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/#comment-542 Guess it's too much to hope the whole Scientology organization will melt down from embarrassment, huh? Guess it’s too much to hope the whole Scientology organization will melt down from embarrassment, huh?

]]> By: Mia http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/comment-page-1/#comment-540 Mia Mon, 15 Aug 2005 01:50:30 +0000 http://www.sculpin.com/journal/2005/08/14/my-dog-is-tom-cruise/#comment-540 But the world needs a new celebrity train-wreck now that Michael Jackson's even more over than he used to be. At least the Tom Cruise meltdown-o-rama is entertaining. It means there'll be sequels to that old Tom Cruise joke, "You know that movie with Tom Cruise? The one where he plays that cocky young guy?" But the world needs a new celebrity train-wreck now that Michael Jackson’s even more over than he used to be. At least the Tom Cruise meltdown-o-rama is entertaining. It means there’ll be sequels to that old Tom Cruise joke, “You know that movie with Tom Cruise? The one where he plays that cocky young guy?”

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