The Weird Wide Web 15 Jan 2006 03:49 pm

Little-known Cam trivia

Via Peter:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cam!

  1. Cam is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Cam.
  3. You should always open Cam at least an hour before drinking her!
  4. A thimbleful of Cam would weigh over 100 million tons!
  5. Four-fifths of the surface of Cam is covered in water.
  6. Cam is only six percent water.
  7. The colour of Cam is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  8. Contrary to popular belief, Cam is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  9. Cam is the largest of Saturn’s moons.
  10. Forty percent of the world’s almonds and twenty percent of the world’s peanuts are used in the manufacture of Cam.
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3 Responses to “Little-known Cam trivia”

  1. on 15 Jan 2006 at 6:28 pm 1.Grouchy Chris said …

    A thimbleful of Cam would weigh over 100 million tons!

    In light of this fact, your progess at yoga is astounding.

  2. on 15 Jan 2006 at 6:47 pm 2.Cam Sculpin said …

    My progress in yoga would be astounding in any case. But it is true — I am unthinkably strong and unaccountably dense.

  3. on 16 Jan 2006 at 6:05 am 3.Mia said …

    #5 and #6 in combination bring up some interesting questions.

    We share #8, btw.