Comments on: Obtuse angels

By: mizducky

mizducky — Mon, 29 May 2006 09:15:07 +0000

I like the Angel of Parking Spaces the best. Also known as the Goddess Asphalta. Invoked by the following prayer:

“Oh Asphalta full of grace,
Find us now a parking space.”

When she comes through (as she almost always does), you offer to sacrifice a parking meter to her in gratitude. You don’t have to actually do it; it’s the thought that counts. Beats the living shit out of Saint Jude.

By: Grouchy Chris

Grouchy Chris — Fri, 26 May 2006 16:56:53 +0000

Then of course one also needs the help of the inscribed angel, the solid angel, the dihedral angel, the complementary angel, the reflex angel, the acute angel and the obtuse angel.

Personally, the idea of hunting down angels that you “access…and put to work” sounds to me uncomfortably like slavery.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 26 May 2006 11:29:13 +0000

Adjacent Angels

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 26 May 2006 08:20:54 +0000

I’m a bit worried about the Right Angel.

By: Savannah

Savannah — Fri, 26 May 2006 07:18:56 +0000

I like the “Angel of vanishing stability” and the “Angel of depression”. (One can really tell when the latter has flown over the house and the blood didn’t get smeared on the doorpost in due time).

By: mia

mia — Fri, 26 May 2006 04:56:20 +0000

Angel of things that go Splat.

It’s a dangerous one to forget.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 26 May 2006 00:40:01 +0000

What about the

Angel of Slackers
Angel of Animosity
Angel of Flaky Pastry Crust
Angel of People who Wear Mis-Matched Socks
Angel of Distinctive Smells

By: Wim L

Wim L — Fri, 26 May 2006 00:29:42 +0000

The critical angel is the one by whom one is rebuffed from the interface to Heaven with zero transmission.

By: Cam Sculpin

Cam Sculpin — Thu, 25 May 2006 23:59:15 +0000

And Angels of Wisdom and Strength would be lonely without Angels of Intelligence, Dexterity, Constitution, and Charisma.

*splutter* I cannot believe I didn’t see that coming! Heh. Sir, I award you the Golden Suspenders.

By: Ted

Ted — Thu, 25 May 2006 23:33:24 +0000

Well, if you’re going to have an Angel of Vision, you should also have Angels of Touch, Taste, Smell, and Hearing. And Angels of Wisdom and Strength would be lonely without Angels of Intelligence, Dexterity, Constitution, and Charisma.