Reading and Language 14 May 2008 10:39 am

vicious haiku

Over at Ozarque’s place, people are engaging in haiku about hostile language and verbal self-defense. Here’s my batch:

Now, dear, we all know
Exactly what’s wrong with you,
So don’t you worry.

I believe in you!
I know that if you just try
You’ll be adequate.

We all have a gift.
It’s just that in your case, dear,
Nobody knows what.

Remember one thing
And you can never go wrong:
I am on your side.

One Response to “vicious haiku”

  1. on 14 May 2008 at 10:55 am 1.TamIAm said …

    Thanks for the haiku
    and the sentiment seems to
    match my mood today

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