Category ArchiveReading and Language
Reading and Language 14 May 2008 10:39 am
vicious haiku
Over at Ozarque’s place, people are engaging in haiku about hostile language and verbal self-defense. Here’s my batch:
Now, dear, we all know
Exactly what’s wrong with you,
So don’t you worry.
I believe in you!
I know that if you just try
You’ll be adequate.
We all have a gift.
It’s just that in your case, dear,
Nobody knows what.
Remember one thing
And you can never go wrong:
I am on your side.
Reading and Language 26 Jan 2008 08:20 pm
Reading recommendations wanted
I’ve got jury duty coming up in a week and a half. Alas, nobody timed this to coincide with a new Terry Pratchett release, or I’d be set. Anybody read anything great lately?
Bonus points for great biographies — I’m just finishing up Eric Hobsbawm’s autobiography, which has given me some food for thought. But really, anything would do, as long as it isn’t a Moody Sock Novel. (”Linda folded another pair of socks and sighed. Would her sister ever find true love? And why had Richard become so distant? What was love, after all? Could it be like matching socks? She came to her senses suddenly, holding a pair of socks in her hand as she stared into the distance.” Pbbbbbt, yawn.) I prefer books in which something happens once in a while.
Reading and Language 10 Sep 2007 10:52 am
a garden poem to celebrate Squash Overload
Seed Packet
In three months’ time it will seem
as though you bought
a 99-cent ticket to the Big Top:
a small green vehicle with orange
circus hubcaps will appear
in your garden, and send out of
every exit pattypans
yellow and green, clearing your fence
in their ruffs
and frills, and still more
clowns of the vegetable kingdom
will brave thistles in striped, edible hats
with marigolds dangling
here and there for keeping bugs away,
the whole troupe freckled
variously and sniffing the day lilies
with zucchini beezers and golden honkers,
not a nose in sight, but impossible blue
hubbard shoes fleeing up the paths
on their lifelines.
Reading and Language 25 Jul 2007 12:08 am
Another stack poem
Reading and Language 24 Jul 2007 10:05 pm
Stapelgedichten: stack poems
Via Metafilter, Max Dohle’s Stapelgedichten. “Stack up some books, take a picture: a poem is born.”
Update: I like my next one a lot better.
Reading and Language 22 Sep 2006 03:28 pm
Ringing ever more true
Nature rejects the monarch, not the man;
The subject, not the citizen; for kings
And subjects, mutual foes, forever play
A losing game into each other’s hands,
Whose stakes are vice and misery. The man
Of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys.
Power, like a desolating pestilence,
Pollutes whate’er it touches; and obedience,
Bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth,
Makes slaves of men, and of the human frame
A mechanized automaton.– Percy Bysshe Shelley, from “Queen Mab”
Reading and Language 17 Sep 2006 01:58 pm
Because all knowledge is contained…
Something I love about Aaron, owner of The Dreaming comic book shop, is that I can walk up to him and ask, as I did yesterday, “So, can you recommend anything with a really good story that isn’t a bunch of sexist twaddle? Because I have reached my limit with the sexist twaddle.” And he does not twitch and cover his groin; he laughs loudly and knows exactly what I’m talking about. That “Friends of Lulu” sticker on the front door tipped me off, years ago, that this was a cool comic book store for women.
Unfortunately, I’m already reading all the stuff that came to mind: Finder (my very favorite) , Mouse Guard, Castle Waiting, Polly and the Pirates, Y: The Last Man, and Fables were some of the more-or-less current titles we mentioned. I might also have mentioned Astro City and Scary Godmother. They’re not exactly current now, but I loved Transmetropolitan, Amy Unbounded and Hopeless Savages. I also like what I’ve seen from Andi Watson.
So, I’m looking for some new titles, not necessarily written from an explicitly feminist point of view, but necessarily written from an implicitly feminist point of view: you know, the radical belief that women are people. I’m not looking to be empowered; I manage that perfectly well on my own. I’m just looking to be entertained without being thoroughly annoyed. I haven’t yet found any shôjo manga that I’ve found particularly riveting, but it’s probably out there. Mostly, though, my tastes tend to run to independent, Western, creator-owned titles. Stuff for kids is fine, as long as it’s intelligent.
Any recommendations?
Reading and Language 29 Aug 2006 06:50 pm
“In rushes Dandelion, door-breaker, greedy one…”
The Three Bears Norse, via Cissa. Fantastic.
Reading and Language & The Weird Wide Web 27 Aug 2006 12:38 am
another day lost to the internet
It all hit me today — the bicycling, the shoveling, the Pilates. I’m limbering up now, but I was stiff and sore from jaws to knees. It was a magnificent soreness, a big big ache I could be proud of.
So instead of getting things done today, I dinked around on the net. One of my favorite places to dink around is Spy’s Spice — so many beautiful and striking and strange things there.
Ben thought that Josh and I should have gotten married in a cold, abandoned warehouse. But no, I wanted to get married somewhere pretty with reasonably comfortable chairs. I guess I could have compromised. Just as well, really, that I didn’t.
And I played the quotation game that’s been going around. Here are my five favorite quotations from the Random Quotation page:
The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in a smaller house than your means would entitle you to have.
Edward ClarkeThe one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Marcel Proust (1871 - 1922)I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), “Is Shakespeare Dead?”Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Robert ByrneMy definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965), Speech in Detroit, 7 Oct. 1952
(Too bad, no Horace in this batch. I have a soft spot for Horace.)
Reading and Language 08 Jul 2006 09:35 pm
Aguê
“As for us children, in order to keep us away from the forest, we were told that any nosy boy or girl who ventured in there would meet Aguê, also called Azizan. This is the name of a fabulous creature of the bush who has only one eye in the middle of its forehead and only one arm; it also has only one leg, on which, we are warned, it can hop around with the greatest of ease and speed, ceaselessly patrolling all the forest paths. Its foot is back to front — that is, with the heel turned forward, the toes backward — so that its footprints deceive. Whenever it meets an intruder it has only to look him straight in the eye to scramble his memory. Then the intruder can’t find his way back and wanders in circles until the medicine men come for him. We were also warned that as soon as you catch sight of Aguê you must take all your clothes off and begin to dance, before it can fix you with its eye. Apparently it entertains the creature to watch you dance naked; it doubles up with laughter and forgets all about you. This is the only way to escape its clutches.”
– Tété-Michel Kpomassie, An African In Greenland

